In the
beginning there was nothing. And then there was the potato. And there were
those who were eternal: the unicorns. And there were five unicorns. And they
were called Arakolyts, Jajatops, Hopuiyu, Gatueus and Raul-Chico. And the
unicorns loved the potato. And then in their worship they created the earth so
that the potato would settle there. And the earth was created and on it the
potato settle. And there in their worship they saw that the potato needed light
to be seen. And the sky was created and lit the potato. And many potatoes
scattered across the land. And the unicorns found their adoration about so many
potatoes small and decided that new beings should worship the potatoes. And
Jajatops sodomized Arakolyts. And from Arakolyts came many new beings in the
likeness of the five unicorns. And these new beings walked the earth and
worshiped the potatoes. And for a long time there was peace and prosperity in
the world, but then one of the unicorns in the likeness of the five stepped on
a potato. And outrage was made. And division over the fate of this unicorn in
the likeness arose among the five unicorns. And Arakolyts, Jajatops and Hopuiyu
were in favor of forgiveness and that one could also worship the potato by
stepping on it. And Gatueus and Raul-Chico were against, stipulating that one
could not step on the potato, at most only chew it, and that all unicorns in likeness
of the five should be punished by the actions of one. And won the majority and
distance was made among the five unicorns. And Gatueus and Raul-Chico hated the
unicorns in their likeness and decided to give life to new beings. And so they
caught one of the unicorns in their likeness and distorted it, pulled their
front paws off the ground and made it erect, pinched their snout into their
faces and placed fingers on their paws. And to this new being they gave the
name of man. And the man soon after being raised stepped on the potato. And in
disgust, Gatueus and Raul-Chico stomped on him. And Gatueus and Raul-Chico made
a new man exactly as before, but they deprived him of his wings and his horn. And
the new man loved the potato and chewed it. And soon, like the unicorns, there
were many men on the earth. And there was peace and prosperity, but then a man
ate a unicorn in the likeness. And Arakolyts, Jajatops and Hopuiyu, who until
then accepted the creation of their brothers, revolted and desired the
destruction of man. And Gatueus and Raul-Chico refused to destroy their
creation. And the majority won, men were destroyed and Gatueus and Raul-Chico
were banished from living with the beings of the earth. And a lot of time
passed. And Arakolyts, Jajatops and Hopuiyu were appeased in their fury for the
death of the unicorn in their likeness. And Gatueus and Raul-Chico were once again
accepted into living with their brothers. And after much time isolated in the
darkness, Gatueus and Raul-Chico once again among their brothers met, but
returned with rancor. And Gatueus thrust his horn through Jachatops's eye when
he was alone. And Jajatops's brain gushed out of his eye hole. And then there
were only four unicorns. And Raul-Chico created a new man, equal to those who
had been destroyed, but four times bigger in size than the previous one. And
Raul-Chico called him Gogaron and ordered him to eat Hopuiyu. And Gogaron ate
Hopuiyu. And then there were only three unicorns. And Arakolyts fled into
darkness before he could be executed by his brothers. And Gatueus and
Raul-Chico recreated their original man and scattered it throughout the land.
And Gatueus and Raul-Chico deprived the unicorns of their likeness, of their
wings and their horn, and called them horses. And the horses were given to men
as slaves. And there was peace and prosperity for a long time, but then
Gogaron, the greatest man of all, felt alone and blamed the unicorns for his
solitude. And Gogaron, the man greater than all, revolted and ate Gatueus. And
Raul-Chico fled desperately from his own creation, now made so powerful with
two of his brothers in the stomach. And Arakolyts returned and promised to end
the loneliness of Gogaron. And Arakolyts took a man, gave him tits and a hole,
and called him a woman. And many women were offered to Gogaron. And Gogaron
calmed down and became the leader of men. And Arakolyts, satisfied with his
work, also made women of the horses and called them mares. And Raul-Chico
returned and, to establish his power, created other types of beings from the
horses and the men. And Arakolyts did the same. And there was peace and
prosperity in this land full of different beings, but then Liliana, one of
Gogaron's lovers, whispered in his ear. And Gogaron listening to the whisper
decided that it was too little to be the leader of men in a world full of so
many beings, decided that he should be a leader of more. And Gogaron ate
Arakolyts and Raul-Chico. And Gogaron became the only supreme being of all that
is. And Gogaron chewed the potato. And Gogaron loved the potato.
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